ya know what
i need more money. i have great skill with photo manipulation. i should do commissions :\ but im not sure what the best way to go about this is. like… do i make a separate tumblr/twitter to advertise this?

well. anyway: HEY do you have a picture you would like edited in some regard? im ur guy. flat rate $20, if whatever u need takes longer than an hour, it’s an additional $20 per hour. (i work fast though so i dont see anyone having some bonkers request that would take me more than an hour.) the edits can be beauty stuff, fixing old damaged photos, or whatever else u might want done to ur pic. (i also have some limited capabilities with sizing up pictures that are too small to print, heavily depends on the image tho.)

if interested message me, i’ll let you know upfront what the expected cost is. (so for instance if i say something will be $40 but it actually takes me 3 hours, price will stay $40.)

mr-elementle:

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hovfire:

wastelander997:

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.


Like in all of Toon Link’s games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.


This dumbass

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I just find that funny

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

Literally searched the entire ocean to put the triforce of courage back together and rebuilt the master sword almost from scratch.

Also side note ganon is the most cunning and dangerous in this game of them all since he, again, got rid of the triforce and master sword before the game even began.

If he didn’t kidnap links sister he would have won

It’s my personal headcanon that the reason windwaker’s sequels are so weird in terms of villains, is because this little bastard ENDED demise’s curse. Like the curse was that Demise would return with the hero and zelda over and over, and since this kid WASN’T a reincarnation of the hero he ended the curse by breaking the cycle through sheer big brother energy

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evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

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macleod:

yeah, sure I’ll reblog that

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grimeclown:

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight’s the full moon

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xxxsoftworld:
“@screenshotsofdespair
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teaboot:

Oh no…. not my bed and my pillows and my blankies….. sure would suck if I…. got snug as a bug in there…. whatever would I do……

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localgreekmythologywh0re:

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shooting me in the heart would’ve been easier but okay

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calippy:

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catchymemes:

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babycharmander asked:

Regarding Nimona: I watched it last night with the lights off and I have a pretty bad sensitivity to flashing lights that’s only gotten worse over the years (I cannot watch the Spiderverse movies at all), but I don’t remember any part of Nimona being particularly bad?

modmad:

cold comfort in a system that has made it so I don’t feel safe to go to a cinema but! I live in hope of being able to watch this one

garrettauthor:

juicebox-sys:

forgottenbones:

Dave Rapoza

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please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

Deffo one of my favorite web comics.

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backxwash:

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🎨💄📸: Mechant Vaporwave

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You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for…

kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace:

blue-star-above-me:

Waluigi’s Apartment

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

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ironedorchid:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

This is galaxy brain thinking

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theconcealedweapon:

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