Haha wow I actually made an account

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My brother plays minecraft on this special server for people who are good with redstone and yesterday he was building something and somebody wrote LOL FUCK YOU on it.

So he created a portal to nether and used control commands to teleport the guy into it. Since the nether doesn’t exist in the server, he got trapped in a perpetual loading screen he couldnt escape from, or even talk, and left him there.

Now I have no idea how minecraft works but I am quite scared of my brother now.

@u@ your brother is awesome as hell

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Because I wanted to show you all my build in a certain server. It’s a little dusty since I haven’t played in ages on that server. I still am very proud of it though.

A mage tower, with tesla coils, a small village around it and a telescope and side tower! :D

very fantastic :D

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So last week I tried using a language analogy for a client’s project. The project manager said the project was straight HTML/CSS when in fact it was C++.

To help him understand the problem I used this analogy: “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language, I am fluent in English and Spanish. Meanwhile, your project is in Chinese. Since I don’t know Chinese and it is not remotely similar to any of the languages I know, I am not your best option for this project. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language for the project to be successful and stay on budget.”

He said he understood and thanked me for my time.

This morning I received an IM from another developer asking: “Why is ‘so and so’ asking us if we are fluent in Chinese?”

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But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

(via jennstarkid)

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Every time I think Sjin and Duncan’s constant put-downs of various aspects of Pokemon will make me stop watching their Pixelmon series, someone else joins the show to make everything awesome again.

Also Kim as a Gym Leader is fantastic. But what kind of Leader is she anyway? Psychic? Ghost? Dark? Poison? We just don’t know…

Can’t wait for Nilesy and Ravs to show up in person as the villainous Team, it’ll be fantastic I just know it